“A calm sea never made a skilled sailor.”

Look at me.

Take a deep breath.

Whatever it is, it’s okay.

You’re not currently incarcerated. Anything else, we can deal with.

I’m one of the least judgmental people you’ll ever meet.

Be honest and upfront with me.

On the other hand, I’m not an attorney, or a priest, or a therapist, or any other profession that might be able to invoke privilege.

That means, “Don’t overshare with me.”

I can’t find you the right property until I know if you have conditions preventing you from living in a certain area.

And I think that’s totally fair. You wouldn’t want to build a boat for someone who can’t go near the water, right?

Same thing goes if your money situation is, uh, “morally ambiguous”.

As long as the Title Company will accept it, we’re good.

But if you can’t live within 500 feet of particular building, yeah, I do need to know that.

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