Portrait of a man in a black hoodie holding cash and bags of drugs, depicting illegal trade

“A calm sea never made a skilled sailor.”

Look at me. Take a deep breath.

Whatever it is, it’s okay.

You’re not currently incarcerated. Anything else, we can deal with.

I’m one of the least judgmental people you’ll ever meet.

Be honest and upfront with me.

On the other hand, I’m not an attorney, or a priest, or a therapist, or any other profession that might be able to invoke privilege.

That means, “Don’t overshare with me.”

I can’t find you the right property until I know if you have conditions preventing you from living in a certain area.

And I think that’s totally fair. You wouldn’t want to build a boat for someone who can’t go near the water, right?

Same thing goes if your money situation is morally ambiguous. As long as the Title Company will accept it, we’re good.

But if you can’t live within 500 feet of particular building, yeah, I do need to know that.

Here are some criteria to consider:

  • Cost
  • Lead time for scheduling (If they are booked a month out, that’s not going to work for us, ya’ know?)
  • Their communication level with you as a potential client.
  • Reviews & Ratings

Specialty Offerings vary wildly, and you may, or may not, actually need them.

Figure out now if you’re paranoid about this particular thing, and make sure they offer that! If not, we should line up an expert in that field now too.

You want warm fuzzies all the way around.

Once you have chosen your Vendors:

  • Go back to this task
  • Let me know your choices in a message
  • and remember to click the button to Complete your Task.

Cleaning Companies

Here is my list of outstanding Cleaning Companies. Prices vary, but they are generally within a couple of hundred dollars of each other.

When you have selected your preferred vendor(s), make sure you send me a Message with the name of the Company and/or Contact Person.

Junk Removal

Here is my list of outstanding Junk Hauling Companies. Prices vary, but they are generally within a couple of hundred dollars of each other.

When you have selected your preferred vendor(s), make sure you send me a Message with the name of the Company and/or Contact Person.


You are always free to choose a different vendor than the ones listed.
If they are great, I will happily add them to my list!

Preferred Vendors are simply my favorites,
but there is NEVER any financial consideration

in exchange for business (aka Kick Backs).