If I’m going to help advertise your listing

either digitally or via an open house,

I want you and your Seller(s) to know that I totally appreciate the opportunity.

But… I do things differently.

I have studied, and continue to study, some of the greatest marketing in the world.

My preferred strategy is brutal honesty in a humorous wrapper.

It’s not everyone’s cup of tea.

It has been known to ruffle feathers.

And I understand that.

But it works extremely well.

It’s never meant to be personal – it’s strictly a method of garnering attention for the property.

Which is, ultimately, what we all want.

If you all are still willing to move forward, reply to the message that brought you here with, “We’re good”.